Shredding in house?

Premiere Shredding Incorporated is "the solution you have been looking for…peace of mind." 

Increase office productivity
   Employees can do the job they were originally hired to do
   No need to hire or transfer employees from other cost centers to shred documents

Increase security
   No loss of confidentiality
   Locked container
   Shred on site
   Witness destruction through windows  (if required)
   Information is pulverized using the latest technology (hammermill)
   No strips - impossible to be reconstructed

No sorting necessary
   No need to remove staples, rubber bands or paper clips

No shredder to purchase or maintain
   No medical or Osha complaints
   No mess, dirt, dust or cleanup
   No noise to interfere with the office environment
   No bags to purchase

No stress regarding proper disposal
   Premiere Shredding does all of the work
   Upon completion, a Certificate of Destruction is provided for your records

Recycling
   Premiere Shredding is sensitive to the environment.  All materials that can will be recycled.

Mission
   To provide a cost effective, convenient, secure and highly confidential service.

The question is: Shredding in house?  And your answer is…